Nootropics are the new superfoods

We make all-natural, synthetic free alternatives to Ritalin, Xanax & Ambien — formulated based on clinical research, priced affordably and proudly American made.

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Brett

Strength Coach, Professional Baseball

"I love your product. I’ve been using nootropics for years. Mainly Alpha Brain and Brain Drive, but have tried out several others as well... Xnergy is far and away the best one I’ve used"
Simple and pure is powerful. Premium ingredients. Transparently sourced. Manufactured in the USA.

Our entirely vegan formulations combine adaptogens, functional mushrooms, amino acids, vitamins, herbs, and minerals to provide comprehensive mental and physical benefits, all without overlapping with ingredients found in traditional multivitamins. We are also the only NSF Certified for Sport® nootropic stack featuring the trademarked ingredients BioAstin® Astaxanthin, KSM-66® Ashwagandha, Lutein FloraGLO®, and Venetron® in a single offering.

Every ingredient we use is fully traceable, selected in forms the body can readily absorb, and included in clinically-researched dosages—all prior to a rigorous NSF testing regimen, which verifies that our products are safe and labels are accurate. This meticulous attention to quality and bioavailability is why customers feel a difference when using our products. The best part? We charge 25–50% less than what comparable quality commands in market.

Supercharged Formulas
Clinically-researched, fully traceable ingredients in bioavailable forms.
Pure, potent ingredients that deliver results. No fillers, no compromises,
just raw cognitive power in every capsule to fuel your mental dominance.
NSF
The first and only NSF Certified for
Sport® nootropic brand in the world
WHAT IT MEANS TO BE NSF CERTIFIED
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SAFE
Certified to be free of unsafe levels of heavy metals, microbes and other contaminants
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CLEAN
Tested for 290+ banned substances and approved for use by Olympians and pro athletes
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VERIFIED
What’s on the label is exactly what’s in the bottle—our manufacturing facility is audited too
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TRUSTED
The only certification recognized by MLB, NFL, NBA, NHL, PGA, NASCAR and USADA
THE SAFEST & PUREST NOOTROPICS IN THE WORLD
Vegan, Keto &
Paleo Friendly
FDA 9 Major
Allergen Free
No Artificial
Ingredients
No Sugar or
Sweeteners
Gluten Free
No Contaminants
No Banned
Substances
No THC, CBD, or Hallucinagens

The world’s most high-stakes
professionals trust Stoned Ape

The preferred nootropic of military Special Operations Forces and Professional Athletes

Approximately one-third of MLB teams are now customers, and we have a growing customer base in their minor league affiliates, professional golf, MMA, and NCAA athletics.

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Demand for safe supplements is exploding.
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But very few are clean, transparent or effective.

Do you know what you’re putting in your body?
Most supplement companies don’t either.

Studies consistently show that an alarming portion of dietary supplements don't actually contain what is printed on their labels. More troubling, they are often contaminated with harmful or banned substances.

89%
of supplements have fraudulent or inaccurate label claims1
52%
of supplements contain unlabeled banned substances2
40%
of supplements do not contain any of the labeled ingredient1
4%
of supplements are third-party tested3
< 1%
of supplement companies have the NSF Sport mark (0% of brain supplements)
  1. Pieter A. Cohen et al, (2023). Presence and Quantity of Botanical Ingredients With Purported Performance-Enhancing Properties in Sports Supplements, JAMA Network Open.
  2. Elina, Petkova-Gueorguieva et al, (2023). Investigation of the content of anabolic steroids in food supplements used in sports practice. All life.
  3. Donnamaria, Jones et al, (2015). Third-Party Evaluation: A Review of Dietary Supplements Dispensed by Military Treatment Facilities From 2007 to 2011. Military Medicine.
Why choose NSF Certified for Sport®
The gold standard in supplement safety
While prescription drugs undergo rigorous FDA review, dietary supplements can enter the market without any testing or verification. This has led to thousands of tainted products with misleading claims, creating a confusing and dangerous landscape for consumers.
The risks are serious: mislabeled supplements can harm those with allergies or specific health conditions. For professional athletes, consuming a contaminated supplement can be career-ending.
That's why independent third-party testing is essential—and why most companies avoid the added costs and scrutiny it requires. Among all certifying bodies, NSF Certified for Sport® stands as the gold standard in supplement testing and is the only certification program recognized by the MLB, NHL, NFL, NBA, PGA, NASCAR and USADA.
You are not your khakis… but you are your state of mind
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Not all nootropics are created equal
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You are not your khakis… but you are your state of mind
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Not all nootropics are created equal
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You are not your khakis… but you are your state of mind
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Not all nootropics are created equal
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You are not your khakis… but you are your state of mind
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Not all nootropics are created equal
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What the NSF Sport mark guarantees
Approved for use by Olympians & pro athletes everywhere
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Upgrade Your Consciousness

All-day cognitive enhancement in one powerful bundle. Morning focus, mid-day calm, night-time recovery.

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Upgrade Your Consciousness

All-day cognitive enhancement in one powerful bundle.
Morning focus, mid-day calm, night-time recovery.

Xnergy

A.M. Nootropic For Calm Energy, Focus & Motivation
$39.99 $35.00

ZenX

Anytime Nootropic for Mood Support, Endurance & Stress Resilience
$29.99 $25.00

Dream

P.M. Nootropic & Sleep Aid for Recovery
$29.99 $25.00
TOTAL $85.00/mo