Third-Party Test Results
Why We Test Every Single Batch
(And Why You Should Care)
The supplement industry has a dirty secret: most companies cut corners where you can't see them. Not us. We're Special Operations Forces vets who've staked our reputation on one simple principle—you deserve to know exactly what you're putting into your body.
If you're a professional athlete, like many of our Major League Baseball customers, the consequences of taking even an unintentionally contaminated product can be career ending. We founded our company to serve these individuals—and believe everyone deserves these same standards when it comes to their health.
That's why every batch of Stoned Ape goes through rigorous third-party NSF testing. We're talking pharmaceutical-grade standards, not industry "good enough" practices.
Here's what we verify:
- Dosage Precision: Every ingredient matches our label down to the milligram. When we say you're getting 500mg of KSM-66® Ashwagandha or 5mg of Lutein FloraGLO®, that's exactly what you're getting—every time.
- Zero Tolerance for Contaminants: We screen for heavy metals (arsenic, lead, mercury), allergens (nuts, gluten, soy, dairy), and harmful microbes (E. coli, salmonella). Because "probably safe" isn't safe enough.
- Nutritional Integrity: Full verification of macronutrients, micronutrients, and every vitamin and trace element. Your body deserves bioavailable nutrition, not marketing fluff.
- Active Potency: For ingredients like our functional mushrooms and adaptogens, we confirm they're actually active and ready to work when they hit your system.
What Our NSF Certified for Sport® Mark Really Means:
We're the only NSF Certified for Sport® nootropics in the world because we refuse to compromise. This certification is recognized by the USADA, MLB, NHL, NFL, NBA, PGA, NASCAR, and used by Olympians and professional athletes worldwide.
Here's what it guarantees:
- Banned Substance Free: We test against all 290 substances banned by major athletic organizations—zero tolerance, period.
- Label Accuracy Verified: What's on the label is exactly what's in the bottle, confirmed by independent testing.
- Contaminant-Free: No unsafe levels of heavy metals, microbes, or other harmful substances.
- GMP Certified Manufacturing: Our facility undergoes rigorous annual audits for quality and safety standards.
- Approved for Elite Athletes: Professional teams and Olympians can confidently use our products without risking their careers.
The Bottom Line
While other companies hide behind proprietary blends and mystery formulations, we put our money where our mouth is. When MLB clubs are only permitted to provide NSF Certified for Sport® products to their players, you know the standard is real.
